oh hey little fella! where have you been hiding? here let me get you a snack
Whenever I see one of those ridiculous “who would win in a fight, Superman or Batman” things, this is the first thing I think of. This is them, after a fight. Superman cries, Batman is too emotional to even talk to him. :3
I mean seriously, why would they fight, they’re best friends.
it looks like they broke up omg
i dont get asexuals. like, humans have an instinctual need to mate, right? they also need to hunt. thats why i dont get people who dont attack their own kin on the streets and rip their flesh up with bare hands either. i live in seclusion, up high there in the mountains. i dont know what is an “internet”. i assault hikers for food
Modern Middle Earth AU where everyone is obsessed with social media.
Where elves are the young white girls of the world and so obsessed with Instagram they are called ‘Elfies’.
And Dwarves spend all their time on Etsy, trying to sell their crafts and tearing down other dwarrow for basically being a ‘reseller’ and not staying loyal to Mahal’s will.
Hobbits nest around Pinterest, since they can share home decor and hairstyles and recipes with their 50 closest friends, who are also their closest kin.
Men, with their wars and their short lives, spend the most time on Twitter, where they put as much meaning as they can in 140 characters or less.
Nazgul lurk in the corners of Tumblr, posting bizarre and occasionally offensive material and make loud screaming noises if you confront them about it.
Orcs stay over in Mt. Googlebad+, where you really only join because someone made you and it’s more of a cult then anything, isn’t it?
And Gollum is the only one still hanging out on Myspace.